Why do fat girls wear Spandex

[peternap]

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I have found the answer to problems and issues confront us at unexpected times and places. We just have to be observant enough to recognize them. It's like walking through the woods during high blackberry production season. If you step in a pile of bear poo, blackberry colored and fresh, the question of whether a bear is nearby is answered.

Today, while searching for bullet lube formulas using Johnson's Paste Wax, I came across a thread that discussed just such a recipe. It required a "GOB" of wax. This led to the answer of why we are in our current state of distress.... Further, it even answers a question of mine and a genuine threat to our world, IE; why do fat girls wear spandex.

I hope others find this as enlightening as I did:

http://castboolits.gunloads.com/showthread.php?t=5967&highlight=johnsons+past+wax
Uncle Ray- I'm glad you brought up this gob/glob subject. Just the other day I was saying to my good friend Professor Elmo F Higgenbothom, (Yes, the very same Professor Elmo F Higgenbothom you're all thinking of!), that the lack of precise lanuage in America today is one of the main causes of juvenile delinquency, global warming and fat girls in spandex. Elmo stated he was in complete agreement and added that pre-mature balding was related to imprecise language use and further stated that run on sentences also contributed to the lack of moral outrage one would considier appropriate in such a country as ours, whose fore-fathers fought and died, lost homes, fortunes, and loved ones in the never ending battle against tyrany in all it's forms and as evidenced by the furher degradation and outright lack of moral fiber so readily apparant in todays youth, nay, even our senior citizenry whose own history is resplendant in examples of what the lack of precise lanuage and use of run on sentences brings forth when allowed to procreate in the seemilngly vast cesspool of the modern comunications system known as "the internet" which is an imprecise term for the downfall of American culture and moral standards which presents itself in the everyday mis-sue of terms such and gob and glob.

I thought his precise and, frankly, terse observation would be of interest to all of us.

[NM_Shooter]

Peter, when casting bullets, please do so in a well ventilated area.

[glenn kangiser]

Some do it because they are superheros.

[muldoon]

glen wins the thread.  there is no better answer. 

[glenn kangiser]

[cordwood]

 I give up,.....What does the "F" stand for?

[Whitlock]

Fat girls wear spandex because nothing else fits

[Ndrmyr]

It's for the same reason that pudding comes in a cup. Containment and control, containment and control!