Discovery of new element -> Gv

[Bill Houghton]

Laboratories have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast  quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium  has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it  impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount  of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less  than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.  Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not  decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of  the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,  Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming  isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists  to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a  critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as  critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes  Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much  energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as  many morons.

Bill in the U.P. (hope this wasn't already posted)

[Sassy]

How did you know, Bill?     

[glenn kangiser]

You do't want to get me started, Bill.

[peternap]

You do't want to get me started, Bill.

Interesting.........

I wonder if you could make bullets from it after a through meltdown
I'm a little concerned about shrinkage after it cools

[glenn kangiser]

I hear it will make very dirty bullets...leave your gun full of crud and corruption.... solvent for cleanup? None - insolvent.... likely you will have to bail it out of the barrel.